So this nice young woman met a man and they struck up a conversation about jelly beans—which ones they liked and disliked, etc…Then she got angry for some reason and said something totally wild, totally unexpected.
I have so many important questions to ask. Most of them involving sodomy by jelly bean.
-Does that hurt?
-Is that kind of like a suppository?
-Does the licorice one give you a tingle?
-Is there a Guiness World Record for jelly beans in one’s butt?
-Does she know US Airways lady?
I want answers “Jelly Beans in my Butt” lady. I want answers NOW!
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