American Apparel is known for using risqué tactics to get attention. But this change to the American Apparel mannequins might actually make you throw up in your mouth.
Gothamist was the first to report that the American Apparel on East Houston made one big change to their lady mannequins: They added copious amounts of pubes.
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The three mannequins each pack a noticeably ample bush that even the least bashful 70s porn star would be envious of.
If I found myself in a real-life version of 1980s film Mannequin with any of these three plastic women, I’d probably club them to death with the nearest hard object. I’m not ashamed to admit that. If you have pubes and you’re a woman, keep them firmly away from my life. I only want girls with vaginas so pure that I can strike a match on them.
If you need more mannequin pube photos — or, you know, details on the story — Gothamist has them all for you.
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