Ashley Wagner is not happy with her score, might be constipated

Ashley Wagner is in 6th place after the women’s short program today and she’s not happy about it. This was her reaction after a score of 65.21.

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I don’t know anything about figure skating. It’s a fake sport, really. There’s no clear winner, it’s all subjective. It’s dumb. But I digress.

Someone should get Ashley some Metamucil. Girl clearly has bathroom issues.