Rasheed Wallace is one wet fart away from being an NBA Coach

Folks, we are THIS close to Rasheed Wallace coaching an NBA game. Like, dangerously close. One meltdown away from Coach Sheed taking the reigns. This is what needs to happen.

Mo Cheeks needs to be fired…check.

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One of the assistants needs to leave…check.

Assistant coach Max Trakh is no longer with the #Pistons.

— Dave Pemberton (@drpemberton) February 10, 2014

Coach Sheed needs a promotion…check.

Rasheed is going to be a front-bench assistant, moving up from his second-row seat as a player-development coach.

— Dave Hogg (@Stareagle) February 10, 2014

This is where we stand now. John Loyer is the head coach, Henry Bibby is the lead assistant and…YEP, that’s Coach Sheed, second in line.

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So, basically, John Loyer needs to do more of this.

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Henry Bibby needs to like, fall asleep.

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And then: BALL!

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DON’T!

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LIE!

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