What to watch tonight: Jimmy Kimmel reveals Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover

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Oh, you don’t want to watch the Olympics? Well, you’re shit out of luck because there’s nothing else on. Sorry for you.

2014 Sochi Games @ 8pm, NBC : For the third night in a row, we get Matt Lauer as Bob Costas is still on the mend. Godspeed Bob.

The Taste @ 8pm, ABC : Because I watch Anthony Bourdain being a dick.

Jimmy Kimmel Live @ 11:30pm, ABC : Tonight’s broadcast includes the unveiling of the 2014 SI Swimsuit calendar.