Animals being awesome, fittest woman ever, Elsa Hosk and more are winning the Internet today

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

I Can Has Cuddle Burger

Huffington Post

This is the greatest cat invention since the scratching post.

Cat Burger Pillow is a Burger Pillow For Your Cat (Super Cute Photos)

Even More Animal Awesomeness

The Chive

Animals…still way cooler than humans.

Animals That Don’t Suck (34 Photos)

He Should Patent This

I would be happy if all of cable news was a scroll on a sound soother channel.

— Andy Kindler (@AndyKindler) March 5, 2014

Elsa Hosk Hotness

SI Extra Mustard

That is one seriously fantastic dress.

SI Hot Clicks

The Marvel Super LeBron Mask

Fox Sports Buzzer

Every NBA player should start wearing stuff like this.

Marvel Designs Super LeBron Mask After Heroic 61-point Game

Cop Dancing Like a Boss at Mardi Gras

Playboy Babe Sunshine

Gorilla Mask

She brought armbras!!

Sunshine (NSFWish)

Most Popular Spring Breaks

BroBible

Now you’ll know where to party.

Here are the 50 Most Popular Spring Break Destinations

Martha Streck in Bikinis

Celebslam

Nice, uh…hat.

Model at Midnight: Martha Streck

Keep This in Mind

No good ever comes from letting your friends use Tinder on your phone. #brotips

— Brotips (@brotips) March 5, 2014

Ways to Dry Out Your Phone

Supercompressor

Seriously, this could save you hundreds.

5 Ways to Dry Out Your Phone That Actually Work

Fittest Woman We’ve Ever Seen

Busted Coverage

And she wears the most amazing workout clothes.

The Fittest Woman We’ve Ever Seen Trains With C.J. Wilson’s Wife [PHOTOS]

Sports Nickname Fails

Bleacher Report

We can do better, people.

The Least Creative Nicknames in Sports History

Sexy Lauren Mellor GIFs

RSVLTS

She is quite GIFable.

11 Reasons Why Lauren Mellor (2014 Swimsuit Rookie) is Better in GIF Form

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

SI Extra Mustard

Grandma Loses Her Shit, NFL Uniforms Redesigned, Ariel Meredith & More!