Of all the things I never thought I’d see, the X-Men’s Mystique sensually biting into a burger was at the top of the list. That juicy dream is a reality now thanks to Carl’s Jr’s new commercial.
My hormones are so confused. Carl’s Jr. is obviously implying that you have to be a man to consume the Western X-Tra Bacon Thickburger (GDMF’ing sexists), but did they have to ruin my happy time like that? I had just accepted the fact that it wasn’t Jennifer Lawrence when all of a sudden things went from bad to worse. Not only am I not seeing everyone’s favorite clumsy girl next door, now I’m half-staffed watching a dude bite into a big hunk of beef. Not cool, Carl. Not cool.
If you want to toy with my emotions as well, you can post a selfie eating/drinking a Carl’s Jr. or Hardee’s products on Instagram with #EatLikeYouMeanIt, and they might shop you into a mutant. Think of it is as the easiest and most delicious cosplay ever.
CKE Restaurants Holdings, Inc
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