Old man gives perfectly acceptable reason for taking a dump on the sidewalk

When nature calls the reception is usually loud and clear. This old man answered nature’s call on a busy city street.

In the middle of an interview (slow news week) this gentleman explains he’s got to take a dump. He doesn’t have the time to find a restroom. An adjacent tree will do just fine.

Asked why he’s dropping a hot load on the street, the man answers “because it’s better than getting it on me.”

Noted.