Michael Pineda was just ejected for having pine tar on his neck

Michael Pineda might legitimately be the stupidest human alive. The Yankees pitcher was just ejected from tonight’s game for having a glob of pine tar on his neck. It was so in your face, so obvious, the umps had no choice but to throw him out.

Here’s a great look at the ump tossing him.

And here’s another look at the difference from the 1st to 2nd inning.

Yes, it was just two short weeks ago that Pineda was spotted with pine tar on his hand in a win over the Red Sox. Again, stupidest human alive.