Having a tough morning are we? Maybe you overdid it on the Jägerbombs? Well despite your poor condition you are probably more functional than my friend Drew here. This young lad is so tired that he can’t keep his eyes open during his spaghetti dinner. Young Drew continually falls asleep in his plate of spaghetti. While his parents attempt to wake up Sleeping Foodie, Drew will not wake up and rests his head on the pasta. While pasta probably makes for a cozy pillow, the idea of death by suffocation on rigatoni doesn’t sound appetizing. And why the parents never remove the fork that Drew nearly impales his retinas with every time is beyond me. However smart move by the parents to not have their kids wear shirts on spaghetti dinner night. Advanced players only move right there that will save many shirts.
I must only assume that this child is the son or grandson of the gluttony victim in the movie “Se7en.”
[VVV]
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