This is your daily reminder that old people are the worst, the absolute worst. When they aren’t behind the wheel causing accidents or telling people to get off their lawn, they’re having sex in the town square and dammit grandma, put your pants on. A 68-year-old woman and her 49-year-old lover were caught mid-coitus in a retirement community. I’ll let you guess what state—fine, it was Florida.
The couple, cops reported, was “on the stage in the middle of ‘the square’…having sexual intercourse.”
According to investigators, when deputies arrived at Lake Sumter Landing–one of The Villages’s three squares–Klemm was pantsless and had her shirt pulled down. Bobilya’s pants and underwear were at his ankles.
After Klemm and Bobilya–who appeared intoxicated–complied with police orders to put their clothes back on, they were arrested on indecent exposure and disorderly conduct charges for their June 2 romp.
And here’s the picture of 68-year-old Ann Klemm.
I mean, listen, she’s not half-bad for a 68-year-old. I’m not saying I would hit it, but like, this isn’t the most grotesque thing in the world. I was about to hammer the younger pay for prowling on senior citizens but I can sort of see his angle here—and I can’t believe I just typed that. What is wrong with me?
By the way this is Klemm’s second arrest in the last 3 months. She was booked for a DUI in April after going ape shit on a golf course. I don’t know if “Grandmas Gone Wild” is a thing but if it is, I’m sure Klemm has a starring role.
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