That’s right, you can purchase Matthew McConaughey’s soul on Etsy, along with Drake’s and apparently Ryan Gosling’s and Jennifer Lawrence’s souls as well. Although from the looks of it right now, the last two are out of stock.
Etsy user Molly Gates has certainly found herself a niche market by selling the souls of famous celebrities on her SoulRUs site.
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Gates tells MTV…
“A few years ago, I saw a listing where some dude was selling his own soul in a plain, sealed mason jar for over $1,000. I wanted to do something similar for the Minneapolis College of Art and Design’s annual art sale, but instead of selling my own soul I’d sell celebrities’ instead. I also wanted to be able to see the soul in the jar, just so that customers would know that they’re getting a legit product and not just a $15 mason jar.”
Sound totally reasonable.
“I’ve perfected my reaping process over the years, now preferring to wait until my person of interest is asleep. I sneak to their bed, do some hocus pocus and coax their soul out and into my waiting jar. I label each one and ship it the day following the reaping to ensure freshness.”
Sounds totally grounds for police surveillance.
She even takes requests for celebrity souls. Except for Kanye. She’s steering clear of him.
Guess she’s not completely crazy.
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Jennifer Lawrence’s Soul Is Now On Sale On Etsy [MTV]
Matthew McConaughey image by PAN Photo Agency/Shutterstock
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