Check out the female rapper with way more mic skills than Nicki Minaj

Forget Nicki, Iggy, Lee Mazin and all the other ladies of rap.

There’s a no female fire-spitter in town and she talkin’ ’bout dicks. Dicks all day.

She was nice enough to post her lyrics for all of us to enjoy. And enjoy we shall.

I want grade A beef, so I can sport it

Don’t want no brotha with a shortage

If you small than I’m bitchin,

Tellin you, you a little short a few inches

See I ain’t got time for no tic tac,

See a girly like me needs a Big Mac,

You know I gotta be good to my Kit Katt

So you small time brothas I ain’t wit that

Don’t bring it to me if it’s little,

Cus I’ve gotta have something in the middle,

Make me squirm baby, make me wiggle,

I wanna scream boy not giggle

I want something that I can feel when it’s in me,

Don’t want no stuff that’s skinny

Make my stomach real full, like a muscle den pulled,

Like a bitch been eatin at Wendy’s

Let me see if you can hit that spot boy

Can you make it go crackle and pop boy?

So tell me are you packin or not boy?

Cis if you ain’t than see ya,

and the next man wouldn’t wanna be ya

Cus when you hit this clit,

You better come legit and make a bitch say mamma mia

Make me scream like hell, make me back up

But to do that you got to pack up

Make me moan and groan when you swing that bone

Like a car have my leg all jacked up

Is that a rap or commencement speech? Hard to tell.

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