We need to talk about this picture

Ladies and gentlemen, animals who use the internet and Kim Kardashian, we need to sit down and have a frank discussion about these mammaries—these huge, giant, kinda gross, kinda wonderful mammaries.

Before I go on…

Types of melons, ranked:

1) Casaba

2) Watermelon

3) Cantaloupe

4) Honeydew

Ok, back to this picture. Wait, one more thing…

Names for boobs, ranked:

1) Elmer Fudds

2) Hooters

3) Juggs

4) Bazookas

5) Bosoms

6) Titties

7) Fun Bags

8) Sweater Puppies

9) Knockers

10) Rack

11) Bewbs

12) Chesticles

13) Tatas

14) Twin Peaks

15) Ben and Jerry

I don’t remember what this post was about.

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