Bizarre festivals, baseball haters guide, Kelly Kelly and more are winning the Internet today

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

Baseball Hater’s Guide to Surviving August

Bleacher Report

Hang in there, August won’t last forever and this will help.

Baseball Hater’s Guide to Surviving August

Fascinating Photos Collected From History

Caveman Circus

See? Photos can be of more than food and selfies!

22 Fascinating Photos Collected From History

No, You Figured It Out

Still haven't figured out why snapchat is "awesome" yet… Other than sending surprise toilet selfies…

— Alexa PenaVega (@alexavega) August 4, 2014

Man, Do We Miss Kelly Kelly

SI Extra Mustard

Actually her real name is Barbie Blank, but that’s really irrelevant here.

Hot Clicks: The Rays Go Looney Tunes During Power Outage Plus Kelly Kelly!

The World’s Most Bizarre Festivals

Thrillist

In case you need a little more WTF in your life.

10 of the World’s Most Bizarre Festivals

Amsterdam Zombie Prank

Playboy Babe Yesenia Bustillo

Gorilla Mask

Goddamn, but she’s hawt.

Yesenia Bustillo (NSFWish)

Baseless Preseason College Football Polls

The Big Lead

Sure, preseason polls are stupid, but dammit we’re almost to football season!

34 Days to Football: Baseless Preseason College Football Polls

Allie Meier Killing Some Bikinis

Celebslam

Score one for the good ole USA!

Model at Midnight: Allie Meier

Good Rule to Live By

Never scroll when someone hands you their phone to look at a recent photo. Only.

— Melanie Iglesias (@MelanieIglesias) August 4, 2014

Interesting Facts About Your Favorite TV Shows

Bro My God

Get ready to have your mind blown.

14 Interesting Facts About Your Favorite TV Shows

Iggy Azalea’s Ridiculous Booty

Girls in Yoga Pants

Damn is right.

GIF: Iggy Azalea’s Ridiculous Booty

Motherf***ing Samuel L. Jackson Quotes

Supercompressor

I can’t think of a better guy to help us start the week right.

13 Samuel L. Jackson Quotes to Start Your Motherf***ing Week

Lindsay Lohan: Would You Hit It?

BroBible

This photo may make you say yes.

Lindsay Lohan’s Latest Instagram Ends the Talk About Whether You’d Sleep With Her