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Hosting a Super Bowl party is great because you don’t have to leave the house and people always abandon their leftover booze. You might be expected to feed the crowd though, so here are five easy ways to do so without any effort. Warning, your friends may hate you for some of them.
The laziest friend on Earth
Costco
Gallon of Salsa
If you want to do the bare minimum, you can always go with chips and salsa. Don’t bother with all sorts of varieties; once you’ve gone down this road there’s no way to make it “not quite so bad.” I hope you like salsa though, because you aren’t going to have any friends to help you finish it after this. Costco – $10.45
2. Fake it don’t make it
Omaha Steaks
Appetizer Assortment
If you want your friends to think you put in a lot of time and energy, Peyton’s favorite audible has you covered. No one will suspect that you just bought pre-made pigs in a blanket. This way you can guilt trip them into leaving that bottle of Bookers they intended to take back home with them. Omaha Steaks – $80
3. The cop out
ThePopcornFactory
Popcorn
It doesn’t matter that this popcorn comes with your team’s logo on it; you’re an asshole. You promised to provide food, and instead all you offer is corn off the cobb. God willing, your obnoxious drunk friend throws the tin up in the air absolutely destroying your apartment. The Popcorn Factory – $44
4. The Italian Stallion
Italian Deli Assortment
Let the ladies have their cheese plates; you want this meat platter. It’s packed with Capocollo, Pancetta, Mortadella & Calabrese… everything you need to make Tony Siragusa at least mildly tolerable. Costco – $80
5. The party stopper
White Castle Sliders
If you want the party to end as soon as the game does, pack the freezer with everyone’s favorite undersized burger. Break ‘em out after the third quarter and everyone will be dying to get home before Peyton can remove the stickers from his championship hat. Target – $4
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