Just because you’ve owned and spent a lot of quality time with your penis practically since birth doesn’t mean you know everything about it. This video with all sorts of dong facts may blow your mind (or crotch).
This is one of many days I’m pretty thankful not to be an octopus. If my penis just floated away and started doing all sorts of exciting things like getting laid without me, I’d be pretty pissed. It’d be a total “dick move,” if you will.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I get paid for this, you guys. America.
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