What’s winning the Internet today (01.27.14)

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

World’s Tallest Waterslide

Huffington Post

Uh, no thank you.

World’s Tallest Waterslide Verruckt Looks TERRIFYING (Video)

Classic Drunk Pics

The Chive

Alcohol sometimes leads to tremendous ideas.

Sooo… You Got Wasted (34 Photos)

It Seemed Like a Good Idea

"Well, your mom & I got married at the 2014 Grammys. Madonna was dressed as Boss Hogg. So, yeah, we're divorcing." #GRAMMYs

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 27, 2014

Bridget Malcolm in Lingerie

SI Extra Mustard

She’ll definitely put you in a better mood.

SI Hot Clicks

Best Fail Videos

Uproxx

It’s cold, it’s Monday, these will help.

This Week’s Best Fail Videos

Rooftop Jump Gone Very Wrong

Ashley Paige & Her Amazing Shirt

Gorilla Mask

I love this shirt.

Ashley Paige (NSFWish)

Coolest Movie Athletes

RSVLTS

This would be a dream Super Bowl Party.

10 Movie Athletes You Need to Have at Your Super Bowl Party

Pia Toscano Hotness

Fox Sports Buzzer

Plus the only thing you need to see from the Pro Bowl.

Broncos Player Will Walk Home if He Wins Super Bowl; Pia Toscano is Fox-y

It is a Sweet Look

Jared Leto is rushing due to being late for his jesus look alike contest in san Diego tonite. Top prize gets water wings n wine.

— Kathleen Madigan (@kathleenmadigan) January 27, 2014

Grammy Turn-Ons

MTV Guy Code

Did any of these things do it for you?

6 Things I Was Surprisingly Turned on By at the Grammys

Sexiest Pro Bowl WAGs

Busted Coverage

Pro Bowlers get the babes.

24 Sexiest Pro Bowl WAGs

Most Amazing Domino’s Pizza Ever

Thrillist

I am so trying this.

Domino’s Pizza Topped With Donuts, Ice Cream, and More is Incredible

Alyssa Miller: Hot and Single

Hollywood Tuna

So, uh, Alyssa, what are you doing Saturday night?

Alyssa Miller is Hot and Single!

Ratchet Taylor Swift Gets Down

BroBible

Work it, Taylor. Work it.

Watch Ratchet Taylor Swift GET DOWN to Kendrick Lamar (GIF)

Danielle Knudson is Pretty Amazing

DrunkenStepfather

Don’t know her? You should.

Danielle Knudson is Good for GUESS