Monday motivation, fails of the week, Magic Dancer Emmy and more are winning the Internet today

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

Today in ‘No, Shit’ News

Huffington Post

How come I was never in classes like this in school?

Father Angry His Son’s Teacher Showed Sex Tape in Class

Monday Motivation

The Chive

Really really need this today. Thanks, Daylight Savings.

It’s Monday, You Could Use Some Motivation (23 Photos)

I Did Not Know This

To the untrained eye, really great sex and exorcisms are indistinguishable.

— Jesus Christ (@Jesus_M_Christ) March 10, 2014

Orlando Magic Dancer Emmy

SI Extra Mustard

She takes really good pictures.

SI Hot Clicks

Best Fails of the Week

Uproxx

Other people failing, life’s cure for the Mondays.

The Best Fails of the Week (Video)

‘Let It Go’ (from ‘Frozen’) Meets Metal

Playboy Babe Thuy Li

Gorilla Mask

For some reason her clothes just won’t stay in place.

Thuy Li (NSFWish)

Perfect Hot Sauces

Thrillist

Nothing beats a couple of dabs of hot sauce.

The Perfect Hot Sauces to Pair With All Your Favorite Foods

Danielle Knudson in Bikinis

Fox Sports Buzzer

She looks very good in bikinis.

John Henry Destroys the Marlins; Danielle Knudson is Fox-y

A Sure Sign of Spring

Out of the snow and slush grows a single budding Rick Porcello trade rumor. Spring is here

— Matt Sussman (@suss2hyphens) March 10, 2014

Daylight Savings Excuses

MTV Guy Code

No sleep is okay, but these excuses, they’re not.

10 Excuses Men Should Never Blame on Daylight Savings Time

Golf Channel’s Lauren Sullivan

Busted Coverage

Man, the Golf Channel is just flush with babes.

Meet Lauren Sullivan From Golf Channel’s Big Break Florida

Stadium Implosion Videos

BroBible

We sure do love seeing shit get blowed up.

12 Insane Videos of Stadiums Being Blown Up

Cris Urena Swimsuit GIFs

RSVLTS

Everything is better as a GIF, especially swimsuit models.

9 Reasons Why Cris Urena (2014 Swimsuit Rookie) is Better In GIF Form