Perfect pick up line, new UFC Octagon Girl, Doutzen Kroes and more are winning the Internet today

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

Sideshow Star Videos are the Best Videos

Huffington Post

Seriously, you just need to watch this.

WATCH: Sideshow Star Paints With a Brush Up Her Nose

People (and Animals) Being Evil

The Chive

So evil. So funny.

I Had No Idea Such Evil Existed (36 photos)

Pick Up Line of the Day

Damn girl are you a marble rye because I'd steal from an old lady for you

— nick (@SocialExtortion) March 12, 2014

Jhenny Andrade: New UFC Octagon Girl

SI Extra Mustard

Jhenny Andrade is a Brazilian model turned UFC Octagon Girl. That’s a good thing.

SI Hot Clicks

Incredibly Detailed HQ Map of the Internet

RSVLTS

Get ready to kill about an hour looking at this amazing thing.

Incredibly Detailed HQ Map of the Internet

The Disappearing Swimming Pool

Jehane Gige Paris is Fox-y

Fox Sports Buzzer

Jehane Gige Paris needs to be on your radar now.

Darren Sproles Finds Out Saints Will Trade Him on Twitter; Jehane Gige Paris is Fox-y

How to be a Good Social Media-Using Parent

MTV Guy Code

If you are a social media-using parent, follow these tips. Please.

How to Have a Kid on Social Media and Not Be Annoying

Playboy Babe Michaela Isizzu

Gorilla Mask

Yes, she brought a handbra or two.

Michaela Isizzu (NSFWish)

Seems About Right

imagine taking a dirty ashtray and dumping it into the crack of a hobos ass and eating it…….aka gas station pizza.

— The Rusty Beard (@Darylch) March 12, 2014

The Coolest Sports Masks Ever

Bleacher Report

Athletes should wear these all the time.

Ranking the Coolest Sports Masks

Sexiest WAGs of the UEFA Champions League

Busted Coverage

And suddenly I am now a soccer fan.

Sexiest WAGs of the UEFA Champions League – Part 1

The Greatest Seasons of HBO Shows

Uproxx

Based on science!

The 10 Greatest Seasons of HBO Shows

Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie

Celebslam

She’s one of the best…at wearing lingerie.

Model at Midnight: Doutzen Kroes

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

Celebslam

Hot Twins Boxing, the Perfect Photobomb, Lily Aldridge & More!