15 times when Cory proved he wasn’t good enough for Topanga

Last night, Topanga (Danielle Fishel) was the Dodgers game. So too was her former fling Cory Matthews (Ben Savage) a.k.a, the man who didn’t deserve her. Here’s fifteen times when Topanga was just too damn good for Cory, fifteen times when dude flat out embarrassed himself.

That time she killed it in a bathing suit and Cory didn’t know how to handle it

Because of the jumbotron incident

That time she was unbuttoning her pants and he was too busy talking about food

That time she flat out gave up and starting making out with other dudes

Because he did stupid stuff like this

Because his Scooby-Doo underwear was flat-out embarrassing

So too was the time she figured out how small his penis was

God I hate you Cory

Because there’s no way he could handle this

Or this

Or…DANG GIRL

Because he demanded tongue when the time didn’t call for it

That time he couldn’t even man up

That time she figured out how terrible he was at sex

Because he basically made her switch teams