How to pick up chicks without ever saying a single word

Hint: all you need is $$$$$$

So that’s all, eh? I just need a Lambo and I’ll never have to open my mouth again to pick up chicks? Is that really a win though? Ultimately this leads to an imbalance in the conversation, where one of the parties will feel compelled to talk non-stop, and who wants to live in that hell?!

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