The rules of make-up sex, Caitlin Rice and more are winning the Internet today

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

FIFA doesn’t care about poor people?!?

Bossip

According to this report, over 250,000 Brazilians have been forced to homelessness by the soccer ruling body throughout this World Cup.

How To Tell If It’s The Right Time For Make-Up Sex

GuyCode

These are the 5 steps in knowing if the time is ripe for make-up sex.

Tina from Bob’s Burgers

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

— tina (@tinatbh) June 20, 2014

More tongue can be a good thing (46 photos)

TheChive

Sometimes more tongue can be a really, really good thing.

Ranking The Most Useless Features in Madden History

ExtraMustard

Here is a ranking of the six most useless features in the history of Madden.

Mexican soccer fans prove that they’re impervious to spicy foods

Move over Jen Selter, it’s Caitlin Rice time

GirlsInYogaPants

Caitlin Rice is quickly giving Jen Selter a run for her money as queen of the yoga pants game.

What her drink choice says about her

RSVLTS

What does it mean if she’s drinking whisky? Vodka? Here are your answers.

Colombian reporter Alejandra Buitrago is winning the World Cup

BustedCoverage

Colombian reporter Alejandra Buitrago is winning both the hearts and souls of World Cup fans everywhere. Here’s why…

Oxymorons

A “short sleeve dress shirt" is an oxymoron. There is no such thing. #kandybartips

— Brotips (@brotips) June 19, 2014

Tony Parker’s car is cooler than yours

TheBigLead

Tony Parker went on Jimmy Kimmel Live to discuss just how amazing his car is.

These 5 stories your friends won’t stop sharing are completely FAKE

Uproxx

Tired of stupid people sharing stupid stories? Here’s the 5 most popular fake stories from this week debunked.

Taylor Swift is turning in to a creepy old lady

Taylor Swift, Instagram

Taylor Swift is adopting the life of an old spinster, here’s the latest development.

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

All of yesterday’s hottest stories and more cool things from around the web!