“I’ve got three idols — Michael Jordan, The Rock and Kevin Durant.”
Odd that his idol is Kevin Durant and he’s wearing a Russell Westbrook jersey but no matter. That’s crazy! I often, as a grown man, list my personal idols on command. Watch — Ralph Furly, Ralph Macchio and Ralph Wiggum. See? Purely coincidental that they’re all named Ralph and ridiculously good looking.
Alright, so these two guys just found out they’re going to meet their idol Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson on the red carpet at his movie premiere Hercules. These dudes are beyond excited, almost to the point of tears. What will they ask him? What could they possibly say? What will they do in the :45 seconds in time in which the star of the movie will stand in front of them on the red carpet?
It’s going to be such an intimate affair. Red carpet events for major movies are usually poorly attended. Maybe the three gents will hit it off and become the best of pals and rock bottom each other in their hotel room that night. If you smell what my off-color sexual innuendos are cooking.
[via Uproxx ]
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