10 iconic images from the Miley Cyrus TV special that prove she’s an absolute crazy person

I watched the Miley Cyrus special on NBC last night so you didn’t have to. Here’s a brief summary of perhaps the most bizarre two hours of my life.

10. Is that a brat or a hot dog?

9. I think it’s nice that Snuffleupagus is employed again

8. Is there a human head sex fetish I’m not aware of?

7. And here I thought Abraham Lincoln was out hunting vampires

6. But why is he so angry?

5. FYI: That’s not really Britney Spears you guys

4. “Want to touch the hiney”

3. I don’t think it’s cool to give the little person a dunce cap

2. I feel like she has enough money to get that fixed, no?

1. Miley Cyrus twerking? Miley Cyrus twerking.