I woke up this morning and said, “Isaac, you are not going to post a video about two dogs engaging in oral sex.” Boy I was wrong. Boy I was very wrong. This video comes to us courtesy of Darnell Dockett, an NFL player who uses his Instagram for animal porn. He’s a keen observer of what drives page views, obviously.
A few things of note here because yes, I’m about to break down a doggie blowjob video.
-Why is the dog making eye contact with the camera? That kinda creeped me out.
-I mean, if you really wanted a blowjob, wouldn’t you make your junk more accessible? Seriously Craig, step up your game.
-Props on using the paw on the back of the head. A tried-and-true BJ technique.
-Is that a third dog in the background? Did Darnell cut video before things got crazy with a doggie threesome? Dammit Darnell!
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