Dear America, have we gotten so big we our jetpacks don’t even work anymore?

I’m not saying the FAIL here was due to a weight issue, but if he was a little smaller I’m all but certain this would have worked.

So what do we do? On the one hand I don’t want to live in a world where we’re too big to enjoy a good ‘ol round of fire extinguisher jetpacking, but on the other hand…’Merica. I’m not cutting down my back intake just to play with some measly fire extinguishers. I think I’d much rather sit back and complain about how it’s 2014 and we still don’t have hoverboards!

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