ESPN Body Issue, goats singing, Alyssa Miller and more are winning the Internet today

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

Excellent Dress

Bossip

Remember Zahia Dehar? If not, you will now.

Zahia Dehar’s Dress is So Tight She Can’t Even Walk Up the Steps [Video]

Amazing Pics From Inside a Nuclear Power Plant

Caveman Circus

No wonder they’re off limits to the general public.

Amazing Pictures From Inside a Nuclear Power Plant

A Very Valid Question

If God didn't want man to eat pussy, then why did he shape it like a taco?

— Alexis From TX (@Mad_Humor) July 7, 2014

Alyssa Miller in a Bikini…For America

SI Extra Mustard

Nothing says the USA like a hot babe in a bikini.

SI Hot Clicks

ESPN Body Issue: The Important Stuff

Bleacher Report

The second most eagerly anticipated magazine issue of the year.

ESPN Body Issue 2014: Release Date, List of Athletes and More

Goats Sing the National Anthem (Goat Bless America)

Jennifer Barton Knows Armbras

Gorilla Mask

And thongs as well apparently.

Jennifer Barton (NSFWish)

The Only Things Guys are Allowed to Fear

BroBible

Of course, freaking clowns are on the list.

The Only 5 Things Guys are Allowed to Fear (Other Than Commitment)

Johanna Lundback Killing Some Bikinis

Celebslam

There’s a reason there was once a Swedish Bikini Team.

Model at Midnight: Johanna Lundback

Would Have Been My First Thought Too

I received 69 emails while I was out of the office.

My first through was " Hehe, 69"

— Big C (@BigCPDX) July 7, 2014

Science Facts You Should Know About

Bro My God

I kind of want to be hit by lightning now.

26 Science Facts That You Should Know About

Emanuela de Paula Knows Bikinis and Lingerie

Fox Sports Buzzer

She’s a professional, you know?

‘Seinfeld’ Best Sports Moments; Emanuela de Paula is Fox-y