Everything we know is a lie, palm trees are fake and so are Irish potatoes

Is nothing real? Truly guys, if the potatoes in Ireland weren’t native, the palm trees in L.A. and PALM Springs, where does it all end?

I’m not epistemologist, but I like to think I’m pretty informed when it comes to most things in the world. Today my world was shattered when I found out the palm trees of California were all fakey fake fakes. But I immediately got shock and did a little fist pump here in the office when I realized that I’m from Florida, where our palm trees are real, and the boobs are fake. Not like Cali where everything’s a transplant or implant. Suck it, left coast.

RELATED:

This guy might be the greatest Peter Griffin impersonator ever

Jay-Z crashed the Brooklyn Hip-Hop festival, performed with Jay Electronica (full HD set)