If soccer wants to catch on in the US, it needs these puppies

The United States had World Cup fever.

Will soccer become the American Pastime because of this World Cup fever? Unlikely. Soccer just isn’t exciting enough for American fans. I know, baseball is boring as hell, but it’s got a history.

Soccer isn’t our sport. It can be if every match added these adorable dogs. Americans would watch every game if it turned into a sequel to Air Bud.

If they can’t get dogs then every game must end with the fans of the losing team starting a riot.

Look, I’m just trying to help.