This is the heartwarming story of Prince Charles and a woman with camel toe. You see, the Prince lived a very sheltered life, a life without women who wore tight spandex exposing their labia. As a result he was not aware of the term, not aware that camel toe is kinda cool, kinda odd, kinda fetish-y.
So when 20-year-old Tori Naismith showed off her camel toe, things got weird in a hurry.
“This is my camel toe,” Tori Naismith told the heir to the throne, lifting up her foot to show him the tattoo when he and Camilla visited the town of Looe in Cornwall.
“That must have hurt,” said Camilla.
Tori, 20, explained that she along with hundreds of others in the town had the tattoo, depicting a camel on one of their toes, done in memory of her late brother, Ollie Naismith, who died in a car accident aged 19 in December 2009.
It was not clear if Charles and Camilla realised that the tattoo was a risque play on words – camel toe is slang for the outline of a woman’s nether regions on display in too tight an outfit.
Oh yeah, I guess I forgot to mention that Tori’s camel toe was actually a tattoo of a camel on her toe. Details, schmetails people.
Not sure why someone’s death led to a camel toe tattoo but whatever. That’s not my business. I’m more or less concerned with how Prince Charles went his entire life without seeing camel toe. I mean, wasn’t there a maid who wore tight yoga pants, a nanny who sported leggings. How is that possible? Are the women of Britain immune to camel toe?
Can somebody across the Atlantic weigh in here?
[Express]
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