Sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes the bar eats you

We’re so close to the holiday weekend that Ralph can sense it, he’s gotten overzealous, lost sight of his goals.

I get it Ralph, you want that ball. We all want the ball that is life. Most of us end up on our backside the same as you, bud. Just tone it down, gain that situational awareness you need to navigate the long, hot summer at work. Next time that ball will be yours.

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