American hero and soon-to-be presidential candidate Tim Howard made 16 saves in yesterday’s loss to Belgium. His performance was extraordinary, arguably the best we’ve seen at this year’s World Cup. It was so out of this world, so beyond what a normal human is capable of that FIFA drug tested him after the game. Because that’s how FIFA rolls y’all.
Howard on Mike & Mike this morning:
Tim Howard just said on Mike and Mike he was pulled aside for “random drug testing” after the game yesterday.
— Mark David (@The_MDA) July 2, 2014
Tim Howard says on Mike & Mike that he got randomly drug tested after the match yesterday. #USMNT
— Noah Coslov (@NoahCoslov) July 2, 2014
Did they drug test him after this goal in 2012? Because that shit wasn’t normal. Actually, they should probably test him for alien blood, too.
Photo: USATODAYSPORTS/Winslow Thomson
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