Your guide to throwing a sexy ceremonial first pitch

The following event occurred during a baseball game in Taiwan. It involved a yoga teacher, a bikini top, some erotic stretching and a poorly thrown baseball.

This is your how-to guide for throwing a sexy ceremonial first pitch in Asia.

First, our heroine had to stretch

Then she contorted her body

Assumed the position

Toed the rubber

Undressed

Wound up

Threw a comically bad first pitch

And then humped one of the players

So, to review

The End.

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