Female speed skater takes Olympic wardrobe malfunction to a whole new, hilarious level

In an effort to gain a competitive advantage, speed skaters wear skin-tight outfits that leave nothing to the imagination. Sometimes that outfits lead to outrageous wardrobe malfunctions and hilarious camel toe. Today, Japan took that to a whole, new level.

May I present you with, the Sochi Olympic thong.

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Now, in fairness to Japan, they’ve made some alterations to their uniforms since the 2010 Games. So let’s applaud them from breaking away from the dreaded camel toe.

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Crazy thought Japan and hear me out for a second. Uniform colored thongs. I mean, it can’t be THAT hard.