Dumb Red Sox fan is the absolute dumbest

What are we, 2-3 days into the MLB season? Yeah well, who cares—here’s the dumbest fan of 2014. I can’t even.

Let’s run the checklist of douchebaggery:

1) Misspelling “Ellsbury”

2) Trader, traitor

3) Camo hat with combo USA shoes

Props though because she spelled Jacoby right. Good on you girl.

Photo via David B. Atkins