Hot new music, animals being awesome, Nicole Meyer and more are winning the Internet today

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

Get Ready to Change How You Use Social Media

Huffington Post

While this prank is hilarious, it’s also quite scary.

This Cyber Stalking Prank Will Freak You Out

New Tracks You Should Know

Cool Material

Add these to your Spotify playlist today.

8 New Tracks You Should Know

It Does Seem Like an Untapped Market

I plan on selling my foreskin to a guy who regrets stretching his earlobes.

— Camden's finest (@anbrll00) April 2, 2014

Smoking Hot Jile Cai in Bikinis

SI Extra Mustard

Never heard of her? You will never forget her after these pics.

SI Hot Clicks

Animals Being Awesome

The Chive

Animals once again proving they’re way cooler than we are.

Animals That Don’t Suck (35 Photos)

Dangers of Binge Watching TV

Cynthia in One Amazing Dress

Gorilla Mask

Not a lot of fabric being used here.

Cynthia (NSFWish)

Couple Makes Bank For Bad Sex Life

Newser

Where do I sign up for this reward?

Couple Doomed to Bad Sex Life Awarded $28K

Ravens Cheerleaders Swimsuit Shoot

Busted Coverage

One of the most highly underrated squads in sports.

Ravens Cheerleaders Want Fans at Their Swimsuit Calendar Shoot [PHOTOS]

Just Use the Life Sucks Then You Die Button

I'd reheat this soup in the microwave but I can't find the 'sadly, this is as good as it will ever get for you' setting.

— Lori (@loribuckmajor) April 2, 2014

Children’s Books Written For Adults

Bro My God

I would read all of these.

Children’s Books Written For Adults

SI Swimsuit Model Nicole Meyer in Lingerie

Celebslam

And yes, bikinis too.

Model at Midnight: Nicole Meyer

Best ‘Seinfeld’ Episode Tournament: Elite Eight

Fox Sports Buzzer

So who ya got?

Best Seinfeld Episode Tournament: Elite Eight

Your Favorite Melanie Iglesias Photos

MTV Guy Code

How can we possibly pick just one?

Your Favorite Melanie Iglesias Photos From Mel Madness

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

Celebslam

Why women fake orgasms, first pitch Fails, Britt Maren and more!