Is Florida in America or on it’s own planet? These days, I’m just not sure.
Every day, another Florida story outdoes the last. I will say this though — this Florida sex story is at least about two horny perverts and not possible murder.
According to police, a Florida couple was arrested last night for having sex on the beach “in front of numerous individuals, including a four-year-old girl and a witness who recorded the sandy tryst with a camera phone.”
From The Smoking Gun — “Elissa Alvarez, a 20-year-old waitress, and Jose Caballero, a 39-year-old personal trainer, were each busted for felony lewd and lascivious exhibition on Cortez Beach in Bradenton. Alvarez, seen at right, and Caballero were each released from jail today after posting $7500 bond.”
A 40-year-old guy pulling a 20-year-old, good for him, but seriously take it to a secluded spot away from kids.
Since you don’t really care about all of this, here’s the news report with clips from the sex on the beach video. It’s just like when you used to jack off to scrambled porn on cable.
[via The Smoking Gun ]
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