Warning: swans don’t want to be in your selfie — especially this swan

If you’re going to take a selfie with a swan, this video will be a warning. Swans ain’t interested.

Swans don’t want their picture taken. Especially this particular swan, who I believe is part of the Charlie Brown teacher sub-species of swans.

“Sure, pal, I’ll pose for your selfie [CHOMP] YEAH! Take that! You Pitbull impersonator. I’m swan! This is my fucking turf!” except it sounded like wa-waa-waant-wannt-waaa but you get the idea.

If you’re curious, here’s what the selfie looked like, right before swan took a chunk of meat out of this dude’s back.

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